Saturday 15 June 2013

WWE Superstars TV Report - June 13th 2013

A show that had two fairly dull matches for the second week running; a show that built up Payback for Sunday in Chicago; and a show that makes me wonder how long Zack Ryder will stay in WWE.
 
We kick off with Cameron and Naomi coming out and dancing to introduce Brodus Clay and Sweet T. His graphic still says Tensai but Tony Dawson announces him as Sweet T – I assume this name is like the Funkasaurus is for Brodus. For some reason these two men are wearing each other’s warm-up outfits. This wasn’t explained.
 
Out next are the Prime Time Players, with Titus O’Neil representing the duo tonight for the match up against Tensai/Sweet T. This is ideal Superstars fodder.

Match 1 – Tons of Funk v Primo and Epico
 
Titus O’Neil pinned Tensai in 7:04. The two lock up and exchange tests of strength. Titus gets angry with Tensai’s goofy smile and boots him in the midriff, scoop slams him, lands a leg drop and hits a low leaping shoulder block for a 2 count. Dawson and Striker are jabbering about Payback and the Three Stages of Hell Match – Striker inventing a back story about lumberjack matches. Tensai hits a hell of a messy German suplex to put O’Neil  over the ropes and out of the ring as we go to a really early break.

Sweet T is in control when we return, using wrist locks to wear him down. O’Neil powers out with punches and then clotheslines him over the top rope. Outside Brodus argues with Darren Young to tease that the match will simmer over. It doesn’t. Titus comes out to roll Tensai back in. O’Neil dominates Tensai who is now for some reason busted open on top of his head. On this show it will be interesting to see how they avoid showing blood. Their answer, cuts to wide shots of the crowd. Dawson and Striker don’t make reference to it.

Tensai hits a much better German suplex and starts to overpower O’Neil, punching him into the corner and then out of nowhere hits a running knee and catches him with a big boot. He climbs the ropes and Darren young pushes him off while the official is distracted by Brodus Clay who is up on the apron. Titus pins him for the win. Poor match. Its looking like these two teams will be programmed with each other. 

We get an awesome CM Punk promo video to hype his return. No doubt about it, he’s been missed. Then it’s the Raw Rebound – we get the opening Vince/HHH segment and subsequent family stare down with Steph, followed by Daniel Bryan vs Seth Rollins.

Out comes new look Zack Ryder to a good pop. Only a matter of time before he has enough a leaves WWE, I’d say. Out next are 3MB, led by Heath Slater. Drew looks better and better the more he gets into this gimmick.
 
Match 2 – Zack Ryder v Heath Slater

Heath Slater pinned Zack Ryder in 4:04. Ryder gets a “woo” chant going early and these two lock up. Slater gets the early heat, shoulder blocking Ryder to the mat who then comes back and hits a face buster. Ryder climbs to the second turn buckle and is immediately distracted by Drew and Mahal. Slater whips him off the ropes by grabbing his left leg and gets a 2 count.

They lock up for some holds, Slater uses a rear chin lock which Ryder powers out of only to be hit by a single leg drop kick by Slater. Another near fall follows and you can see where this is going and that this match is going to run short. Ryder runs into a raised boot and takes another 2 count and Slater returns to the rear chin lock.

Jinder and Drew are encouraging and trash talking at the apron while Zack hits another face buster and then a missile drop kick as he gets some heat to set up for the Broski boot. As he does so, Jinder and Drew hit the ring and Zack runs them off. He goes back to the boot, misses and crotches the bottom rope so that Slater can get up and plant the Smash Hit (DDT) for the win.

The show ends with a video package to promote Ryback and Cena for Sunday’s ppv, Payback.

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