Wednesday 29 May 2013

WWE: For All Mankind – The Life and Career of Mick Foley – Documentary DVD Review

Puns, word-play and witticisms aside, ‘For All Mankind’ could not be a more fitting title for a DVD collection about Mick Foley. For a career that has been so well documented in his previous DVD releases; in his four autobiographies; in his Hall of Fame speech and in his comedy tours, here, new life is breathed into a great story about the life of a remarkable professional wrestler.

But Mick Foley isn’t just a professional wrestler. As the title of the DVD suggests, within the span of his ‘life and career’, Mick has become more than just a gimmick (or series of gimmicks) – and let’s be honest, how many pro wrestlers finish their career having gone through three, successfully? Foley is the everyman who over-achieved, who took his talent and applied it in the right way, who is capable of making everyone appreciate some aspect of his ability whether they’re wrestling fans or not. Mick is guy who has a great story to tell and this documentary really lets him do that, on a level that ‘all mankind’ can understand.

Now, of course, if you were to say all of that to Mick, he’d probably tell you that you being way too generous and that it his gimmick, a plain white gym sock, and nothing beyond it, that will be what puts his kids through college.

Foley’s WWE documentary is one the most detailed accounts of a career on DVD to date. At 2 hours 14 minutes, this story takes us from his idyllic childhood in Bloomington, through college with Kevin James, training with Dominic DeNucci, WCW, ECW and Japan, to the WWE, writing, retirement, stand-up and leaves us where he is now. It is wide-ranging and comprehensive and features a fascinating range of talking heads from more obscure talent such as Vader and Shane Douglas to the WWE’s DVD-jobbers, Miz and Joey Stiles.

If you know Mick’s story well, don’t feel that this is one to avoid; if you haven’t read Mick’s books, you won’t be alienated. There are some highlights here from Mick’s career in the ring that we’re shown footage of that viewers may have never seen before. Mick is shown as a young wrestler working out in his garden at home, looking slender, athletic and really quite dashing. Later, we’re shown grainy tape of the match with Vader where he lost his ear in Germany where the referee picks it up off the matt and passes it to the ring announcer, none of whom speak any English. We see vignettes with Vince, Rock and Austin; interviews as Cactus Jack from the early days of WCW and promos from Foley as Mankind at the start of his WWE run. Obviously, Hell in a Cell with Undertaker is covered in some detail as is his first title win that turned the ratings around. But some of the freshest material comes from the contributors to the film, such as CM Punk, HHH, Shawn Michaels and Jim Ross.

Punk’s comments are never just generic sound-bites in these instances, he never just describes the event that we’re about to see, he’s relevant and intelligent. He particularly puts over Shawn Michaels vs. Mankind from In Your House 10: Mind Games. If you haven’t seen this match in a while, or ever, go back and watch it because it is tremendous. Punk says that this is “one of [his] favourite matches of all time” and it really feels like it was a turning point for Foley at this stage in his career. It’s so inventive and they use the whole of the ring, apron and outside areas. Little moments stand out like Michael’s suplexing Foley outside the ring so that his leg hits the steel steps, looking and sounding stiff but causing no pain. The pace is perfect and Shawn Michaels comments how “it made me look a lot more aggressive than I had ever seemed before.” It really elevates both of them while Mick says that it was this match that was “the match that I looked to as being the greatest match of my career, for a long time.”

Of course, the WWE are masters at creating narratives with what they have. This documentary weaves together accounts of feuds using match footage, photos, narration and talking-heads but actually, to many fans, it is the material that focuses on Mick’s life and career outside of the ring will prove most interesting. In many ways this is the new content that will sell the DVD, the content that we’ve not been allowed access to before. Judith Regan, for example, talks about the book deal with Mick and WWE and Mick tells us about his first experiences of writing and how he shared his work with people like Hunter on planes and in locker rooms.

Mick talks genuinely about missing the opportunities WWE afforded him to do the Make-a-Wish Foundation and meet with other charitable organisations. Foley says that he and his wife turned their attention to other foundations, such as Child Fund International and the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network. The photos and tape here are inspiring, showing that this is a man who realises that he is in a privileged position.

In its latter stages, the documentary makes use of Dee Snider of Twisted Sister - one of Mick’s close friends. He provides a lot of insight into how Mick inspired him to be a more charitable person. Snider states that he never did any charity work before meeting Foley and was embarrassed by the level of Mick’s commitments. Moments like this really show how benevolent Mick is without feeling contrived or sickly-sweet.

Interestingly, we are also treated to some of Mick’s stand up: there are some entertaining clips from his Comedy Store shows and his daughter Noelle even gets to put him over. These sorts of moments are the real gems.

However, where the documentary falters (and yet where Mick’s written word is at its honest best) is that this behind-the-scenes footage stops before Foley’s comments about being able to scout younger talent, referring to his time spent at Ring of Honour. He puts over CM Punk and Samoa Joe as the two workers that he wanted to call Vince about. Punk discusses his promo time that he had with Foley on-screen in ROH but, as you would expect, contractually WWE cannot provide any clips for these moments.

Ultimately, we’re shown the portrait of Foley, the man; a retired pro wrestler in his late 40s. Paul Heyman describes Mick as a man in “daily pain” and Foley leaves us to say that he is, despite everything, “doing pretty good... pretty, pretty good.” And you would be foolish not to believe him -  how many wrestlers can boast successful careers inside and out of the ring and still have a wife and children that they haven’t alienated in that time? ‘For All Mankind’ is the story of a man whose story is really worth telling and is certainly worth listening to.

Friday 24 May 2013

WWE Superstars TV Report - May 23rd 2013

A show with very little to get excited about, a show that lacked quality and a show that played into E!’s new reality show Total Divas.


Sweet T, Brodus Clay, Cameron and Naomi come out to kick off the show as Tons of Funk. They dance in the ring while Tony Dawson comments that ‘they’re shovellin’ and ready to go to work’. Albert aka Tensai aka Sweet T struggles to whip his trousers off, with one leg still in there once the pyro has gone off but the announcers ignore it, the camera cuts and out come The Usos. Justin Roberts then both answers my question and poses me another – this will be an 8 person, mixed tag match… but The Usos would seem to be paired with heels? Quite irregular but we’ll see where this goes.

Match 1 – Tons of Funk, Cameron and Naomi v The Usos & The Bella Twins

Tons of Funk with Cameron & Naomi pins The Usos and The Bellas in 7:04. The match starts with Brodus and Jimmy trading dance moves and smiling at each other like the two babyface teams that they are. As Striker puts it “The Usos and The Bellas are strange bed fellows”… I think I’ll leave that one alone.

Brie tags herself in and Brodus tags in Naomi. Naomi looks as if she's going to tag in one of her male partners, but instead hits Jimmy with a fairly loose hurricanrana. This is then the main thread of the match as Jimmy stares at her and Striker suggests that they have ‘chemistry’. This match is all comedy and next Sweet T gets left between the ropes using the position that an opponent would get into before Rey Mysterio hits his 619 and the Bellas, on the apron, shove their posteriors into his face, sandwiching his head between them. While they take the heat from the crowd, Sweet T would appear to have enjoyed himself and so puts himself back between the ropes for another helping, begging for ‘one more’. The Bellas then look disgusted and leave like good heels.

Tensai turns back and eats a superkick from Jimmy, who takes charge whilst constantly glancing back at a sultry-looking Naomi. Tony Dawson has already mentioned Total Divas on E! and so I assume that this must all lead into something that will appear on that show. Nothing is played out here and it won’t get air time elsewhere. At one stage here there was genuinely a ‘let’s go Sweet T’ chant from this crowd.

The finish sees Jimmy missing a Superfly splash on Sweet T and Brodus getting the hot tag. He does his typical move-set of the lariat, the scoop slam followed by the splash, the powerslam and the pin but Jey breaks the pin at 2. Sweet T then takes out Jey and Brodus tries again and gets the 3 count for the win. This was all fairly alienating: clearly this was all supposed to feed into some storyline on another show that we might never see and when we do will be outdated. Great!

After the break it is Raw Rebound which recaps Ryback's opening segment from Monday night, and the six-man tag match with Team Hell No and The Shield which was fantastic.

Alex Riley comes out next smiling like a geek and for the second week running we’re told of his varsity days as a walk-on at Boston College. Yes, he’s a tremendous athlete but he’s just about to job to the man he lost to last week on Superstar’s former tag partner. Sandow comes out with a microphone. I still LOVE this gimmick. He calls for silence and implores them to ‘watch closely as [he] shows them how [he] deals with incompetence.’

Match 2 – Alex Riley v Damien Sandow

Damien Sandow pinned Alex Riley in 3:57. The match starts with some holds and grappling as Riley works Sandow’s left arm. They run the ropes and Riley delivers a drop kick that was much less clean than the perfect one that he delivered on this show to Cody last week. Sandow then catches him with a dropped toe-hold and lands Riley with punches and elbows for a 1 count.

Sandow continues to dominate him and this begins to look like a squash as he lands knees to Riley’s mid-section and plants him on the matt with a side Russian leg sweep. He hits the Cubito Aequet (the elbow of distain) but Riley kicks out at 2. This only angers Sandow more as he puts Riley into a chin lock and then stomps on him for another 2 count.

Riley gets some heat, runs the ropes, hits a flying elbow and then puts together a hip toss and a spinebuster for a slow 2 count. Sandow sells briefly but comes back with the Silencer for the win. His finisher is far too derivative of the Rock Bottom, except he sits at the end of the move. Sandow is nothing special in the ring but the gimmick is fun.

Neither match was very good here and this was a nothing show. Quite the irony that the show ended in a Raw Rebound that featured Michael McGillicutty, formally of this parish, under his new name - Curtis Axel. He was jobbing on Superstars only last week; now he gets buried by HHH in the main event segment on the flagship show.

Tuesday 21 May 2013

WWE Extreme Rules 2013 PPV Review

Extreme Rules
St Louis, Missouri - 19th May 2013

Last year was hard to top. Extreme Rules 2012 was one of the finest ppvs in the company's history: Brock and Cena was a 5 star match until the finish; Daniel Bryan and Sheamus was superb; CM Punk v Jericho was another of the best matches of the year. This year didn't live up to that but there's no doubt that in terms of B-shows, this is fast becoming the best that WWE has to offer.

Fandango v Jericho

The sad thing about Fandango's gimmick is that the camera has to zoom in on the small pockets of fans who are still into it in the nosebleeds. This was a good match to kick things off. Jericho worked hard to make this look good - his plancha looked great and the timing of the finish was like a Randy Orton finish. I get the sense that the gimmick is tiring quicker than Brodus Clay's dis, but Fandango is starting to find who is in the ring. His move set is growing and as a worker he is aggressive but clean. There were a few rough spots here but this was OK.

Kofi (c) v Dean Ambrose for the US Championship

There's a lot more to come from Dean Ambrose. He looks good here and with Kofi he's in good hands but in the limited time that they were given this match didn't get over as it might have. There were quite a few spots where their timing was off, Ambrose was often waiting for Kofi to recover and the pace was a little skewed. Ambrose certainly needs a new finisher because this headlock driver is horrible. Great to see Ambrose winning a title but I really hope they book him right and don't feel like they can turn him into a jobbing champion like Miz, Kofi, Barrett and Cesaro all were.


Sheamus v Mark Henry in a Strap Match

This started really slowly. The pair were quite sloppy and it felt fairly energy-sapping to watch. It was a shame because the build to this show was very strong, possibly the best of the undercard matches in terms of build. Mark Henry will no doubt be turning babyface soon but I still don't think he should have been beaten here and they should have built in a spot where he was able to show off his strength that they had pushed so hard over the last few weeks. The tease to the finish was creative and the finish itself was OK but, ultimately, this was disappointing.

Del Rio v Swagger - "I Quit" Match for No 1 Contender for the World Heavyweight title

Del Rio ought to be booked as a more aggressive character; when he debuted as a heel he really looked great as a violent, dangerous aristocrat. Equally, Swagger just is not getting over and needs to be written off television. Ultimately, he needs to change his look and not speak at all. Colter is a fine mouthpiece for him but Swagger's voice is ridiculous and it ruins his gimmick if he opens his mouth. Del Rio and Ziggler will be a good programme for the future but there's no doubt that the original three-way ladder match was a mouth-watering prospect. The arm bar tease for the finish came off well but the NFL-style checking the footage ring-side before the restart was ridiculous - just use the TitanTron? Riccardo needs to stop bring a pail and towel to the ring!

Team Hell No (c) v Reigns and Rollins in a Texas Tornado Match

It's good to see this stable all now holding titles, I hope that it helps to elevate them further. And this was a good match from the word go and was all action. The gimmick suited all the performers and Daniel Bryan and Kane worked extremely well together - 245 days as tag champions has helped mould them into fantastic tag workers. The finish was fine and Rollins, Reigns and Ambrose in the ring together at the end was a good look for the company. I would imagine that these three will stay strong now through Summerslam. Daniel Bryan needs a singles push now; he's still really over and would fill a much-needed hole on Raw.

Orton v Big Show in an Extreme Rules Match

Orton and Show had the best match on the undercard. They were afforded more time than the others for a start but this was a good match with a conclusive finish to hopefully end this programme. There were lots of weapon shots here and Orton was baseball-swinging chair shots at Show like his life was dependant on it. The RKO tease, followed by the DDT drape was strong, particularly when the RKO was hit on the chair. This has been done many time before so it was great to see the return of the Punt. Show sold the finish really well but I think Orton may have checked to say sorry for this - he paused, after he delivered it, over Show's body briefly probably to say 'sorry, are you ok?'

Cena v Ryback in a Last Man Standing Match

The reception from the crowd was hot from the start here, not quite the Ziggler v Cena heat from TLC last year but this had a big fight feel. Inexplicably, after the big 6-week build to this match, this Last Man Standing match started with a lock up (!) There were some nice spots here and this was a very strong match by the end. Cena's sleeper into a splash from the elevated riser section was nice but the fire extinguisher segment bordered on comic and when Cena went to strike Ryback with it, it couldn't have looked more fake. Ryback running Cena through the stage wall looked great and the sparks really added to the intensity Too many replays ruined this as the production team over-sold it. I don't think Ryback should have walked away aided by officials at the end but its interesting how Cena's injury angle linked to Vince's tweet from Saturday night "because of the risk of injury, I will be crossing my fingers until #ExtremeRules is over on Sunday".

HHH v Brock in a cage

Brock is the best thing about this company at the moment, particularly without CM Punk. It was always going to be difficult to top his Extreme Rules match from last year with Cena but he was fantastic here. Brock's missed knee lift looked excellent but he sold it all match like a total pro. A hopping Brock Lesnar delivering a F5 looked great and his relationship with Paul Heyman was awesome throughout the match. I was extremely impressed with Brock here, he is a fantastic worker who really rises to the occasion and just makes everything feel relevant. HHH was secondary but wrestled well here and worked over Lesnar's leg perfectly. His range of moves was impressive but he clearly isn't comfortable using a sharpshooter. His pedigree spots were superb and the kick out by Brock after Hunter pedigreed Heyman and then Lesnar was like a WrestleMania moment as the crowd became unglued. The did exactly the right thing for the finish and this came across like a real battle.

Extreme Rules is something that WWE need to start actively acknowledging as the ppv B-show that always delivers and, post-WrestleMania, is a real event. If anything, moving it to later in the year might help. Money in the Bank is the B-show the gets pushed as the most important ppv outside of big 4 but, since 2009, every year this show has delivered quality matches and elevated superstars to new levels. It's now a question of where we go from here: most feuds were put to bed on this show, with the exception of the WWE and Heavyweight title programmes, and it leaves me hopeful for what's next - The Shield are title-holders and over; Brock Lesnar is winning; CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler will be back soon.

Monday 20 May 2013

WWE: The Best of In Your House - DVD Review

At first glance, a WWE DVD collection that celebrates a ppv franchise that spanned most of the worst period in the company’s history doesn’t sound like it’s going to solve last quarter’s DVD sales slump. But this release finds the diamonds in the rough. And although not everything that glitters is gold,  you only have to read the card to see that the calibre of performers are some of the best in the company’s history who, in a time where ratings were at their lowest, were putting out tremendous performances whilst at the peak of the physical prowess. Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Steve Austin, Undertaker and Mick Foley (as Mankind) make up the spine of this period and, therefore, this collection and it’s no coincidence that their matches are chosen for this set: with the exception of the evergreen Hart, who in 1995 was 38, these men are all in their early 30s in May of 1995 when In Your House debuted and look, particularly in Michaels case, superb. If you remember this period as dull or that In Your House was cheap, cheesy and best-left-forgotten-about, this collection will largely change your mind about that.

A mature, slender, goateed Todd Pettengill takes us through the matches. His career in radio is fairly transparent here as his script is cringe-worthy and his voice has the smooth cadence of those crass DJs on commercial radio. He hasn’t changed much. British readers – think Pat Sharp; US guys – Ryan Seacrest in 10 years without the good tailoring. I should point out here that somewhere amongst his introductory spiel, Pettengill claims that the theory behind the ‘In Your House’ ppv series was “simple yet brilliant”. Well, it certainly was simple…

Disc 1

Bret Hart vs. Hakushi from In Your House May 14, 1995 is the first match on the compilation and it’s fantastic. Both work extremely hard and the pair wrestle at a pace that compels you to keep watching. Based on this match, you’d struggle to wonder why Hakushi left WWF; his luchador style was exciting and seemed fresh at the time and wasn’t in any way incongruous to Bret’s style. In fact, the two complement each other beautifully. There are some spots in this match that are extremely impressive, such as Hakushi’s moonsault from the apron onto Bret who crashes into the metal guard rails.


The Intercontinental Championship Match between Jeff Jarrett vs. Shawn Michaels from In Your House 2: The Lumberjacks (July 23, 1995) is also an excellent match. The Roadie is in Jarrett’s corner and Shawn is firmly a babyface here. He, like Bret in the previous match, is in the prime of his career and is in great shape. There’s some amazing stuff here between Michaels and Jarrett, particularly where Jarrett backdrops Michaels over the top rope to the arena floor which looks unspeakably dangerous.

We’re then shown a few more from ’95. Firstly, Razor Ramon vs. Dean Douglas from In Your House 4: The Great White North (October 22, 199). Shawn had to drop the belt to Shane (Dean) Douglas before the match because he’d been beaten up by some Marines in Syracuse and so was genuinely injured. The heat is strong on Douglas who has a good 11 minute match with Razor. Douglas left WWF quite soon after this to feud with Cactus Jack in ECW and that was probably a good move looking at this booking.  Then, we get the Arkansas Hog Pen match between HHH and Henry Godwinn from December 17, 1995 which is fairly forgettable except for how remarkably good Hillbilly Jim looks and Hunter’s slapstick selling at the end when he is bleeding and prat-falling around in pig swill.

Finally on disc 1 is the WWF Championship match between Bret Hart and the British Bulldog also from December 1995. Bulldog is jacked up here and still terrible at promos. So with a heel who struggles to articulate his anger, Jim Cornette is drafted in to give Davey Boy an edge and he walks to the ring with his wife, Bret’s sister, Diana. At 21 minutes this match is not their bout from Summerslam 1992 but it’s still creative and a pleasure to watch. It starts slow and builds into an excellent match. Bret quite clearly juices heavily but the finish is good where he uses a La Magistral cradle to snatch the win.

Disc 2

We move to April ’96 and Pettengill appears again. His presentation for this whole set is him in a room with life-size cardboard cut outs of the superstars in question. I have no idea why.

Shawn Michaels vs. Diesel in No Holds Barred match for the title from In Your House 7: Good Friends, Better Enemies is another creative match. This is the bout where Diesel uses the leg of Mad Dog Vachon to try to beat Shawn. That aside, there’s some great stuff: Diesel taking the belt off the pants of referee Earl Hebner and choking Michaels with it; Diesel powerbombing Michaels through the ringside announcers table (which is why the now move the monitors when they do this – this will have HURT) and Michaels grabbing a fire extinguisher and spraying Diesel in the face.

Interestingly, CM Punk recently said that Shawn Michaels vs. Mankind from In Your House 10: Mind Games (September 22, 1996) is one of his all-time favourite matches. You can see why. This is a 5 star match. It’s so inventive and they use the whole of the ring, apron and outside areas. Little moments stand out like Michael’s suplexing Foley outside the ring so that his leg hits the steel steps, looking and sounding stiff but causing little pain. The pace is perfect and the high spots make HBK look a lot more aggressive than he had ever seemed before this. It really elevates both of them and Foley remembers this match on his latest DVD as being, “the match that [he] looked to as being the greatest match of [his] career for a long time”

The next two bouts are both from In Your House 11: Buried Alive of October 20, 1996.  Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. HHH and The Undertaker vs. Mankind in Buried Alive Match. Hunter and Austin’s match is largely ruined by Jim Ross’ headset going through technical difficulties that are played out as being Vince’s joke on Ross but I think we just shoot. At this stage a 15 minute Austin and HHH match doesn’t mean much but is still good. The 18 minute Undertaker and Mankind match is also strong but ends in a tedious burying of the Undertaker where we watch in real time as the locker room try to shovel dirt into a grave. The pay-off is, of course, the lightning bold that hits the grave as Undertaker thrusts a hand through the foliage as Vince shouts “my God, he’s alive, the Undertaker’s alive.”

Disc 2 ends with the now redundant gimmick match that is the Four Corners match. The belt is vacant at this point and we see Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Bret Hart vs. Vader vs. The Undertaker battle it out from In Your House 13: Final Four (February 16, 1997). In all honesty, this match is fairly hard to follow until the latter stages and, to some extent, disappoints at the finish. Austin’s continual interference makes the match fun but neither he, nor Undertaker are quite as over as they are about to be in the next few years

Disc 3

I’d never seen the first match on disc 3 and I thought it sounded like it might be a little messy. Oh how wrong I was. The Hart Foundation vs. Steve Austin, Ken Shamrock, Goldust & The Legion of Doom from In Your House 16: Canadian Stampede (July 6, 1997) is absolutely awesome. I’d say this has to be one of the best matches in this collection and possibly in the history of WWF to this point. The crowd is HOT and completely behind the heels who, in Canada, are of course babyfaces. Everyone is fantastic in this match and Austin is brilliant – his last jibe is to walk out of the arena, hands cuffed behind his back, flipping the Canadian crowd off. Unbelievable. The wrestling is tremendous and is 24 minutes of some of the best workers from this period (if not ever) working an extremely well told tag match.

The match that disappoints most in this whole collection is Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker from In Your House 17 (September 7, 1997). The match ends in a no contest and there are numerous run-ins from Hunter, Chyna and even Rick Rude. There are countless ref bumps and we go through about four officials before the dressing room empties into the ring and Undertaker is left alone to close out the ppv.

The same could be said of the Non-Sanctioned 8-Man Tag Team match between Stone Cold Steve Austin, Owen Hart, Cactus Jack & Chainsaw Charlie and HHH, The New Age Outlaws & Savio Vega from No Way Out of Texas: In Your House (February 15, 1998). This match was full of smoke and mirrors but essentially builds to a hot tag for Austin and a finish that sets up the chance for Stone Cold to stun everyone who cares to step foot in his ring.

The last three matches are good though. Stone Cold Steve Austin & The Undertaker vs. Mankind & Kane from Fully Loaded: In Your House (July 26, 1998) The Intercontinental Championship match between Ken Shamrock and Mankind from Judgment Day: In Your House (October 18, 1998) and the Last Man Standing match with The Rock vs. Mankind at St. Valentine's Day Massacre (February 14, 1999). Of these, The Rock match is a suitable finale to this remarkable set of matches spanning 4 years. It is imaginative, the pace is perfect and the finish doesn’t make you hate the product. Often times, we see a no contest finish these days, or a DQ or count out and we feel cheated, but not here.

If ever there was a reason to go back and explore this period more closely, this DVD collection whets the appetite for that and makes us salivate at the prospect of seeing some of the matches that didn’t make this set, again. Declining the WWF may have been but their stock was just about to peak and, as this compilation draws to a close, the attitude era is in full flow and the company are just about to start drawing the kind of television audiences that they can only dream of now. The wrestlers on display here are largely looking at sounding their best, in meaningful feuds, creating unforgettable matches. The legacy of this series of ppvs might be the terrible name but should be this wonderful collection of matches.

Saturday 18 May 2013

WWE Superstars TV Report - May 16th 2013 - Sin Cara Returns

WWE Superstars TV Report May 16th 2013

A show with some pedestrian but decent wrestling, a show that pushed Extreme Rules and  a show that marked the in-ring return of Sin Cara.

The show now has new music. 'New Day Coming' by CFO$ feat. Todd Clark. The chorus is about it being ‘the dawn of a new day’ and ‘getting back up’ when you’ve been knocked down. It’s harmless enough – the previous music had been used since the show debuted in 2009 so a change is fine. Interestingly, CFO$ are also providing the music to the new E! show, Total Divas.

Sin Cara comes out to kick off the show. He’s injury free according to Tony Dawson and Sin Cara’s twitter feed and he’s moving well but looks a little heavier than before. Following him is Michael McGillicutty out for a second consecutive week on Superstars. Still sporting the Gregory Helms beanie hat from circa 2006 but Dawson tries to put him over as some kind of Chris Benoit figure, commenting on his ‘wild-eyed intensity’ and claiming that he cuts a ‘terrifying sight’! That’s a stretch, to say the least.

Match 1 – Sin Cara v Michael McGillicutty

Sin Cara pins Michael McGillicutty in 3:57. For the second week running, Striker tries to put over McGillicutty as ‘Big Country’. Never going to take off. Inexplicably, they’re still working under Sin Cara’s blue ring lighting. Sin Cara and McGillicutty aren’t really suited opponents from the word go here. Sin Cara tries a hurricanrana on McGillicutty who only responds to it late and so makes the move look sloppy. Sin Cara reacts with a fairly stiff drop kick and then they settle into a slightly better tempo.

Matt Striker continues to push the moniker ‘Big Country’ saying that McGillicutty is a tough guy from Minnesota and “when you think of Minnesota, you think of Road Warriors, Bob Backland, Verne Gagne and Ric Flair”. Well maybe you do, but this man has very little in common with any of those Hall of Famers.

Sin Cara puts together some beautiful high flying manoeuvres: a sprinboard armdrag, a handspring back elbow which sets up for his senton bomb for the pin. This was OK and Sin Cara looked fine as did his knee but he looks like his cardio will need some work.

After the break it is Raw Rebound with Jericho and Fandango’s dance off and the ensuing brawl. Then through another break we get an Extreme Rules video package pushing the Lesnar and HHH cage match. They rehash the 6 man tag team elimination match between Cena, Hell No and The Shield.

Alex Riley comes out next smiling like a geek and Cody Rhodes is his opponent. Striker tries to put over Riley since he’s an athlete, “a former walk-on at Boston College” but it’s been a while since he’s wrestled on internet TV let alone WWE programming proper.

Match 2 – Alex Riley v Cody Rhodes

Cody Rhodes pins Alex Riley in 8:23. This is the second consecutive week for Cody on Superstars which is certainly a worry if you’re Cody Rhodes but again he works a good match that brings some credibility to this show.

Striker and Dawson discuss how Cody was at the top of the list of the WWE.com’s recent underrated superstars poll and I would agree – he’s under-used, a great worker and needs a push a singles star. As the match starts Riley goes for pin falls from a double-leg takedown with a bridge and a roll-up. Riley works over Cody’s left arm and gets a good babyface reaction from the crowd but Cody counters from a shoulder block and then keeps him down with headlocks.

Riley gets some heat with a drop kick and then clotheslines Rhodes over the top rope. He uses the steps to launch a blow to the back of the head before rolling Cody back in to the ring. Riley then sets up for a vertical suplex back to the floor, but breaks at the referees count and the Cody kicks out his leg so that Riley’s head hits the apron.

After the commercials Rhodes has Riley in a head scissors and uses a half-nelson submission to  pin his shoulders to get a 2 count. Riley then counters during a running bulldog, hits Rhodes with a flying lariat, a hip toss and then hits a signature spine buster. His fireman's carry cutter (called the Final Score) follows but Cody kicks out at 2. This looks good, Striker and Dawson call it well and the crowd are into it. Cody then counters out of a drop off the ropes by Riley, hits his disaster kick and pins Riley for the win. A good finish to a decent bout but nowhere near as strong as Rhodes and Gabriel from last week.

The show ends with the Raw segment with Brock and HHH in a cage.

Saturday 11 May 2013

WWE Superstars TV Report - May 9th 2013

A show with two good wrestling matches this week. If you get chance and watch nothing else on this show, you must check out Rhodes v Gabriel – it is tremendous.

This week’s show opens with Ted DiBiase Jr coming out. Here’s a guy who needs a reboot and it would seem that the 12 months that he’s been off television has led to them doing precisely nothing with him. He still skips down to the ring, smiling and, inexplicably, this babyface still walks out to a song that tells us “I come from money”. Tony Dawson and Matt Striker put over Extreme Rules and tell us that it’s now only a week away.

Speaking of guys who need a reboot, next out is Michael McGillicuty. His entrance also badly lacks in charisma. He wears a beanie hat reminiscent of Gregory Helms circa 2006 and has a beard so that we know he’s a heel. Striker informs us of the antithesis of these two in the ring – one from Minnesota, who is a badass and the other, from Mississippi, is a family man. Well, at least one of those observations is true.

Match 1 – Ted DiBiase Jr v Michael McGillicuty

Ted DiBiase beat Michael MCGillicuty in 4:38. Credit to Tony Dawson here who fills us in one where DiBiase has been, noting that 2012 saw him injury-riddled with shoulder, finger and ankle issues. (He broke his ankle on SmackDown in March of last year and I think he went for the shoulder surgery whilst he was healing up his ankle). For all their blandness in looks, these two are good workers and DiBiase, particularly, is a great athlete, so the match is good from the very start. McGillicuty gets the early dominance but DiBiase hits him with a drop kick that Randy Orton would be proud of as he starts to make a comeback. The crowd really seem to like DiBiase and he makes them pop when he clotheslines McGillicuty out of the ring on the hard cam side and then suicide dives on to him through the ropes.

McGillicuty gets in some late offence and tries to engage the fans, shouting, “take a look at it, huh?” after he slams DiBiase to the matt. Sadly, even with post-production crowd sweetening, no one cares. He uses a backbreaker and gets a 2 count. Then there is a really impressive chain of moves that starts with McGillicuty taking a turn buckle and ends in DiBiase using a spinebuster for a 2 count. This looks great. The finish sees McGillicuty counter the first attempt at a DiBiase’s signature but then DiBiase catches him with the Silencer and pins him for the win. A decent match but these two won’t get over looking, sounding or being packaged like this.

Raw Rebound is next. We get Cena’s promo about facing Ryback at Extreme Rules, with Vickie’s interruption and Ryback coming out where they announce the Last Man Standing stip. Then we’re treated to the Lesnar and Heyman office invasion video again. This segues into an excellent Extreme Rules promo package for HHH v Lesnar in a steel cage.

Back on Superstars, Justin Gabriel (another superb athlete who is underused and poorly packaged) comes to ring. His new nickname is apparently ‘the darewolf’… Jesus. Cody Rhodes is out next and gets a good heel reaction. Here’s another guy in need of a singles push.

Match 2 – Justin Gabriel v Cody Rhodes

Cody Rhodes pinned Justin Gabriel in 9:38. This is a tremendous bout. The match starts with both men fairly cagey as they attempt lock-ups. Gabriel eventually sweeps the leg and goes on the offensive with kicks and elbows. Cody and Gabriel trade Flair chops in the corners which the crowd loves while Dawson puts over Gabriel’s Extreme Sports lifestyle. Any time Gabriel is in a match that goes longer than a squash, we get reminded of this. Before the break they do a very cool spot where Gabriel charges into the corner and jumps over a counter attempt, only for Cody to grab his legs and turn it into a pretty stiff-sounding Alabama slam.

We get a commercial for Be A Star with Sean Coombs during this break. It pushes the fact that online bullying is on the rise and is now one of the most common forms of bullying that goes often goes undetected. Diddy is wearing a T-Shirt that says ‘Invisible Bully’ on it. It’s a good advert but I still don’t understand why a company that promotes bullying in storyline needs to do this.

After the break, Cody is in control, uses a Facebuster into a 2 count. Gabriel uses a modified Frankensteiner from a handstand to gain some control – this was really inventive and the match was full of little moments like this. Unfortunately, Dawson and Striker ignore it and discuss the three way ladder match at Extreme Rules which is probably not a three way anymore.

This next section is awesome: Gabriel lands a shining wizard and then a roundhouse kick to get a 2 count on Rhodes. Then while Cody is getting back up, Gabriel lands a cross body using the ropes as a spring board for another 2 count. While Rhodes is down Gabriel sets up for a moonsault but Rhodes chops him down, Gabriel fights him off, does the moonsault but Cody rolls out the way. Then Cody performs his own moonsault and lands it for a 2 count. Cody gets mad that he can’t get the win, goes for a disaster kick but Gabriel counters and power bombs him for another 2 count. With Rhodes down, Gabriel teases the 450 splash but Cody rolls out the way again; they go back and forth and Rhodes tries the Cross Rhodes but Gabriel counters using a small package for another 2 count. Cody then blocks a kick from Gabriel, spins him round into the Cross Rhodes and pins him. This would have been a great match if it was on Raw or SmackDown but by Superstars standards this was a GREAT match.

The show ends with the Raw segment with Kane v Ryback followed by The Shield’s interference and Daniel Bryan’s save.

This program showcased some excellent wrestling by mid-carders and nearly-men who are in need of repackaging or a push. If Cesaro and Kofi can perform on Main Event and create a buzz, then I’m positive that Rhodes and Gabriel could do the same.

Saturday 4 May 2013

WWE Superstars TV Report - May 2nd 2013

A show with some Raw re-caps, some Extreme Rules build, some fun but, ultimately, some fairly sloppy wrestling.
 
We open the show with R-Truth coming out; Tony Dawson welcomes us to Superstars and immediately notes that we are a few weeks away from Extreme Rules. Damien Sandow comes out to an array of boos and announces that he wishes to quote “a truly great man”. He quoted himself. “Damien Sandow once said, Ignorance is curable but stupid is forever”. Brilliant. Sandow gets great heat from the crowd and calls them “a bunch of wild sorcerers” for cheering R-Truth and saying “what’s up” like Pavlovian dogs. I love this gimmick!
 
Match 1 – R-truth v Damien Sandow
 
R-Truth pinned Damien Sandow in 6:54. Truth shouts “what’s up?”; Sandow cries “silence!”; they go back and forth and this match is already good fun. Truth has the early dominance and toys with Sandow. Dawson reliably informs us that Truth’s dancing is called the “jiggy jiggy” while he currently has over 600,000 twitter followers. Matt Striker tells us that Sandow is from a family of blacksmiths! Play by play is not the focus here, as you can tell. Sandow takes more punishment outside the ring and then capitalises on a mistake by Truth as we go to a commercial break.
 
After the break R-Truth is in a body scissors, escapes but is slung into the ropes and takes a series of kicks, knees and punches to the midsection followed by a vertical suplex. Sandow then gestures for the Cubito Aequet (the elbow of distain) and Truth kicks out at for a 2 count. Truth is put into an abdominal stretch but powers out using a hip toss. Sandow kicks out of a sunset flip for another 2 count. Truth uses a modified Gory buster, tries for the Lie Detector but eventually pins Sandow after the Little Jimmy. Things got a little sloppy towards the end, they both looked tired and weren’t quite on the same page but it was a fun match and Truth was pretty over with this crowd.
 
After the break it is the Raw rebound showing The Shield’s promo where they went over their history in WWE so far. They're interrupted by 3MB and then Team Hell No to set up for the match on Smackdown. Then we get a replay of Mark Henry's World's Strongest Man Challenge.
 
Back on Superstars, Kaitlyn comes out and Striker tells us he’d like to share a plate of pasta with her a la Lady and the Tramp. I literally have no idea…
 
Match 2 – Kaitlyn v Tamina (non title match)
 
Kaitlyn beat Tamina in 3:58. Tamina comes out and there’s momentary silence. The crowd don’t care, Tony Dawson has no idea what to say so Striker tries save it by comparing this fight to some heavyweight boxing matches from over the years (seriously) where fighters had different reaches due to height differences  much like these two divas. This was pretty horrible from the word go. They traded headlocks and tried some basic chain wrestling. Kaitlyn tried some matt work but Tamina got some offence and tried to get some heat from the crowd, saying “whaddya want?” but they weren’t into it and she reaped only a smattering of boos. They both ran the ropes, had no real idea what either was intending and they collided in a messy heap in the middle of the ring, they both sold it and the referee counted to 7.
 
Kaitlyn attempted to win with an inverted DDT but Tamina kicked out at 2. Dawson put over that AJ Lee was the number 1 contender so the match felt like it didn’t mean anything, while Striker spouted more useless facts (apparently Kaitlyn shares a birthday with Rasputin. I have no idea why we need to know this but I assume that is where the similarity ends). Ultimately, Katilyn steals the win with a school boy. I guess the theory was to keep Tamina looking strong but this match did nobody any real favours.
 
We have an Extreme Rules promo before the break and a WrestleMania 30 one after and the show finishes with more from Monday’s main event on Raw
 
It’s becoming more typical for this show to be built around video packages with two (rather than three) matches but this is still a fun, family show and Tony Dawson always does a good job of putting over the importance of the upcoming ppv.

Thursday 2 May 2013

Wrestlemania: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love being British

Sometimes a time of year is indicative of so much. Every year WrestleMania comes at a time of new beginnings: in April not only is the world celebrating Easter with its symbolic images of rebirth and renewal but Spring has well and truly sprung as clocks move to accommodate more daylight in our day. What could be more indicative of something purely promising?

It is with a renewed sense of vigour that I look at the entertainment form that I love but I can’t help but feel that for UK fans of WWE it is the best of times and it is the worst of times.

In the most illuminated corners of my memory, I remember that WrestleMania was always something watched after the event itself, recorded on VHS and then consumed repeatedly. And it was treasured. Now, the event comes at a cost and is cherished in a different sort of way. The expense is monetary, of course, but it also means losing more than just £17.95. As UK fans, the 1am start means that we lose slumber as well as the most of the next day if we are to enjoy this annual carnival of egos.

I realise that £17.95 – an increase of £3 on previous years – is little to bemoan, especially given the vastly more expensive US mainland cost. However, the lack of attention that UK fans get from the WWE is becoming something of a sticking point.

Biannual visits to the UK by the WWE are about as good as it gets these days. These vary now in terms of where they are scheduled. Some cities get a regular post WrestleMania April Raw tour date and a subsequent November event while, more recently, north eastern cities have been overlooked in favour of the less attractive SmackDown tour. At their best, UK house shows have can have hot crowds full of smart fans with a great sense of humour but, at their worst they’re full of kids clambering for merchandise with little to no attention span eager to see John Cena and only John Cena.

1992 saw the ultimate compliment with one of the big 4 ppvs being staged in London, flattery that has never been repeated despite SummerSlam’s success. With this now as something of antiquity, fans’ interest was piqued when rumours of WrestleMania 30 being held on these shores were fuelled when the Millennium Stadium, Cardiff was investigated as a potential venue in October last year. Sadly, this came and went.

The devolution of access for UK fans would seem to continue. Last year, the European WWE Shop closed down as the site claimed that fans could now order from the WWE’s home website where orders would now be shipped from. Ordering from the European site tended to be a little frustrating but came with reasonable shipping costs and lead times. Fast-forward 6 months and a casual fan looking to buy the latest CM Punk or John Cena t-shirt for $24.99 will find that their order more than doubles when the $27.00 shipping costs to the UK is added at checkout.

If the WWE network ever airs here (and that’s a huge ‘if’) it, too, will probably be a worse deal than is currently offered. Sky Sports covers the cost of most of the B ppvs that WWE offers and so fans are left to pay £14.99 for 4-5 others, with the exception of the aforementioned WrestleMania fee. Moreover, UK fans have never had access to WWE Classics on Demand except via an unreliable web service that petered out and stopped operating without announcement about 12 months ago. A payment of $3 per month gave you access to some classic content via their website but, in truth, it was temperamental and rarely updated.

British enthusiasts will also note that after 22 years of partnership, Silver Vision, the official licensee for World Wrestling Entertainment videos and DVDs in the EMEA region, parted company with WWE. Anyone who dealt with them will know that their service was second to none and they could rarely be beaten for value and price – they never charged customers for delivery and more often than not would deliver within 24 hours of ordering. The licence is now held by Freemantle Media who are already vastly more expensive for ppv events on DVD. (By way of example, Silver Vision are currently selling WrestleMania 28 on both formats for £8.99, Freemantle are offering the same product on DVD for £14.99)

Then there is the increase in programming that WWE are putting out. If there is any desire to watch more than Sky Sports’ current scheduling of Raw, SmackDown, Superstars, NXT and Vintage Collection, UK fans are not yet offered access to it. Saturday Morning Slam and Main Event are unavailable to British audiences at present. Hulu Plus is not available outside the US and the UK’s version of Netflix is a totally different ballgame, offering exponentially less content than the US version.

And yet. Perhaps I am looking at this the wrong way. $45+ ppv costs every month and the chance that the WWE will visit your city or somewhere in your state that’s near to you is probably not that dissimilar a deal to the UK’s current arrangement. Living in a central city in the UK, I am more often than not guaranteed to be able to attend a house show twice a year. A journey for me to London takes 2 hours; for many that wouldn’t get them anywhere close to their nearest city in the US. And given that I only have to pay to watch the Royal Rumble, WrestleMania, Summerslam, Money in the Bank and Survivor Series for a rate that is 50% less than that paid in the US, I feel that maybe I’m speaking out of turn here.

Its useless seeking parity and I know that. This is a company that thrives on American soil and should continue to do so because when it gets it right it produces some fantastic television. Come April 7th I will be as eager as I ever was to watch the event. Wearing my over-priced merchandise, beer in one hand, junk food in the other; at 1am, it is the best of times. By 5 am, bleary-eyed, sleep-deprived and slightly disappointed, it is the worst of times. If there was ever a metaphor for the eagerness with which we meet spring in Britain, this was probably it.